Hey, what if we did a small number of pizza lunches on Mondays and Fridays? Would you come? Of course you would. Why wouldn't you? Who wouldn't want to start and/or finish their work week with a damn good pizza? Nobody, that's who. So get on it and come see us. We're capping it at ten pies a day for lunch right now so you'll get well taken care of. Why are you still reading this when you could be ordering and saving yourself a spot? You $20 goes toward whatever you order. If you're under, we'll refund you the difference and if you're over, well, then you pay the difference. It's not personal, it's just how math works. Start or end your week with a damn good pizza. (Although, why say "or" when you can say "and"? Bookend your week with yumminess. Or just come once, that's fine, too.